Person: "HEY! WANNA DO SOME YURI ROLEPLAY? :D " Me, desperate for an actual Yuri roleplay: "YES PLEASE!" 20 seconds later Person: "BEND OVER AND GET IN THESE CUFFS" me:

R.I.P. yuri situations because every female just wants to either be extremely dominant or have a 20 inch dick.

Literally same. And if they don't have a horse cock they have a bad dragon that they can stick up your butthole or whatever that is excessively large.

Rip being an actual lesbian.

Rip being a person with a pussy—

Rip existing.

R

Hey! Did you ever wanted me to follow you but you just never get the follow back? Well I got the solution for you! If you interact with me and let's say I really enjoy our interaction, you'll get a follow because I consider you as a cool writer. Easy, right?

What if you gave free flat screens to everyone if a certain soccer team won but the soccer team already lost—

I'm so lazy—

|| So is the new hot thing to divide your pinned picture in two? I can do that—

⠀      ❝ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘫𝘦𝘳𝘬 𝘪𝘵          𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘮𝘦? ❞             —————愛—————             ɴsғᴡ             ғʟᴜғғʏ             ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ             ʟɪᴛ/sᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ #LewdRP | #PokemonRP

⠀   𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘹 𝘢𝘴 . . . 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭!            ————— ♡ ————— ɴsғᴡ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀʙᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴀɪʟs sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏɴɪᴄ, ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ,  ʀᴏᴜɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ. #LewdRP | #SonicRP

⠀ ❝ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺'𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? ❞ ————— ❤️ ————— ɴsғᴡ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴀᴜ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴏᴄʜᴀᴋᴏ ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ #LewdRP

|| And then they pretend to be buddy buddy with you but the instant you flip or do something minor they break the contract and just hit that unfollow button.

⠀ ❝ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 . . . 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴! ❞ ━━━━━━━━━ ⚔ ━━━━━━━━━ ➩ [ɴ]sғᴡ ➩ sᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ➩ ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ➩ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ #LewdRP | #PokemonRP