gonna play the best prank on scrooge when he comes home *waits 50 years in the same spot with shaving cream in hand*

Ohhh... I don’t know. Escape your problems or something?

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.

Sigh. You gonna make me listen to your sob story or...?

SIR?

Validate me, father.

“Buddy? Do I know you?”

"Cᴜʀsᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴋɪʟᴛs, ʜᴀᴠᴇ I ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ." - #DucktalesRP | #DisneyRP | #MVRP - headcanons and credits inside pinned - SFW | planned ship with ✧༚nostalgic nightmare༚ ✧ - caught up on current seasons | not spoiler-free - 2017 Ducktales Reboot portrayal | serious + crack posts

sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ! ♡ like for a thread between our characters ↺ retweet and ♡ like for a DM to discuss a long-term plot between our characters

AH. HE GLOW. “Ah, shucks! I was startin’ to think you forgot about me!”

GASP! “What kind of danger?!”

“YES-“ Clears his throat, not wanting to seem /too/ eager. To be fair he has waited decades for this moment. “I’d um.. love to!”

mark beaks you disgust me

i am going to beat you to death

good

i’m a fucking spirit you ignorant little bitch i mean.... golly gee that’s not very nice

FUCK

mark beaks is dying party

//boop