me as a child finding out we were looking for Carmen Sandiego to ARREST HER and not just hang out bc she was pretty and cool:

ANNOUNCEMENT: Delicious in Dungeon: The Complete Box Set Feast upon a smorgasbord of monstrous cuisine in this delectable spread of all 14 volumes of Delicious in Dungeon! This box set includes a giant poster featuring all the monsters from the back covers of individual volumes!

i was not familiar with sza’s game

hey all of my cc mutuals please block this weirdo he’s keeping a list of folks masking

I got so upset about this my wife thought it was something serious.... (Add to the list of possible autistic traits I have)

If you choose to cast the ‘Wedding’ variant of Ceremony in D&D 5e, not only should the effects be a permanent buff, but you should also gain immunity to the frightened condition whenever you hold your partners hand.

Democrats boosted IRS funding, and it's already gotten back $1 BILLION from millionaire tax cheats. Republicans want to cut IRS funding again to protect their rich tax-dodging buddies - no way.

Shelley Duvall has sadly passed away at the age of 75.

"It's $8 cheaper on Amazon" yeah, well, we: 📚 give employees annual raises 📚 are an affirming space for lgbtqia2s+ staff & custos 📚 use staff knowledge to literally build inclusive school & public libraries all over the state 📚 provide a masked covid-safer third space

Dearly Beloved, people do not want QR codes sent to their phone or emails. They want links. QR codes are for physically posting in places that are not *inside the internet*. That's all. Thank you.

god himself could not make a violin so tiny

Having a sweeping SAG/AFTRA videogame strike on the same day of your videogame announcement may not seem ideal, but we aren’t scared. We fully suppose this strike. Date Everything! is SAG/AFTRA & we used ZERO ai as devs for the massive amount of content in this game. Plus… 🧵

Going to regret tweeting this but Disabled people, where are we getting single use plastic straws now? They've disappeared off Amazon Nondisabled people, do not tweet me about alternatives. Just believe that I know my needs

BOOK SALE ALERT!! From tomorrow Bishopsgate Institute, we’ll be selling duplicate History, LGBTQ+ & other books in the Main Library! Come & have a buy! Every day, 10am-5pm, until Friday 🖤🖤

Let me tell you of this platform called TLC

Anna Sawai was part of a J-pop group, but she also wanted to act. Her record label blocked her from pursuing acting alongside music, so she left the group. And now look. She’s an Emmy winner.

“Why do you hate people who own outdoor cats so much” This, this is why