Season Opener: Twig Twisters- 7 Loose screws-4 FINAL beauty chain goes to Jack Bryan. Popped 2 goals including one going bar Mexico. Ew. #rolltwist

Jack “the sniper” Bryan and Henry Martin celebrating a tuck last night. Boys are getting absolutely in one tonight,Confirmed. Per Brandon mcgarry , defenseman, (6’2” 275 LBS).

BREAKING: Twig triggers in talks with top free agents Seng and Zach

Sorry for the inactivity folks! The Twisters are back in action tonight for a long awaited game against our rival Raw Chihuahuas. Expecting a packed barn as it’s dress like a bleacher night at the olympic. Go Twisters!!!