Jack Harlow always been a menace

gotta pee after sex so I don’t get an nft

i judge youtubers based on their ability to transition the topic of the video into the sponsorship like that's a talent i think

It’s my new favorite song.

if the bag is matte the chips are healthy

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

Burnout is sneaky because you don’t realize you’re borrowing from tomorrow to push through today.

love the day after your period ends when u wake up and u want to live and u have so many ideas about how to improve this country's roads and bridges

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

two branch managers on duty

Keyboard warriors unite

Yo can I hit your vape? Me with a $2 kazoo: my what?

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Biggest lesson in life: don’t ever think it can’t happen to you.

Fuckers at McDonald’s stopped smoking and started taking addy