i really want this

strawberry milk stinks. fuck strawberry milk

people dont give heels enough credit for being a pretty useful part of the body

i go into fight or flight anytime i see bologna. shit is a jump scare every time

is it bad taste to eat taco bell on the 4th of july? (breakfast only, in case that matters)

look, i get people are excited for the snack wrap, but if i see another person reviewing it online, i’m gonna do a “digging in my butt” review

yall be liming your watermelon?

“Innit” if it was sang by people from britain: “i am talking about innit” lol bc british people say innit 😹

it’s tough being an em dash guy in the age of AI writing

Caleb Williams on drive No. 1 of the Ben Johnson era: 6/6 for 51 passing yards 9-yard rushing TD 8.94 fantasy points 🐻

in every way possible, limes clear lemons

you should be executed on the spot for reclining your seat back in economy seating of an airplane

maybe we don’t need a recipe from chatGPT for the “cinammon honey butter”

kyle pitts’ 0.8 pt performance next week is going to hit like CRACK

one of the most insane album covers I’ve ever seen… chill tf out, ice spice

how did evolution lead to seals/sea lions?

i’m not a god-fearing man, but he does make me a little nervous sometimes

Jordan Love just got a brand new receiver