If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened

I had to do it...

Duke fans raising hell on Bourbon Street

The Big 12 in the past four NCAA Tournament:s 2018: Kansas (Final Four) 2019: Texas Tech (NCAA runner-up) 2021: Baylor (NCAA title) 2022: Kansas (NCAA title)

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

It is me I’ve been keeping Burger King in business

Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

Kids before randomly doing a cartwheel in front of you

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”

Me anytime someone asks to do anything besides watch football all day x.com/br_betting/sta…

A Renaissance painting

ASTROS (-245 ML) WALK IT OFF TO TAKE GAME 1 🔥 (via MLB)

My value add: saying “thanks guys” at the end of a call after not speaking the entire meeting

still cashing those checks

easy

Adam Sandler in the #Oscars audience.