At a Corn Hole event. In Houston. Run by a Canadian. He keeps calling us the 14th province players. Claims US rules are different "because". Loves the Canucks. Claims it's not cold outside despite everyone in a hoodie. He's fun.

I fancy myself an adventurous eater. However, I've now eaten at least TWO restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares before Chef Ramsay visited. Yikes. I'm still alive.

New SAINT MOTEL on this "blustery" winter day in H-TOWN.

USA.

Anthems. Simple is always better. Just an FYI.

Thought. Any team with Connor McDavid makes HECKA nervous. Unthought.

Of course....

Dylan Larkin, your table is ready (for at least this game, then you'll go back to the Red Wings, which is mighty unfortunate)

Is everyone from St. Albert 6' 6" 235? Just curious.

Best on best hockey almost always means BEST defense is better than BEST offense. Discuss amongst yourselves. #4nations

Still at house music level, EDM if we go to overtime

Connor, you beautiful jerk, you #4nations

McDavid'd #4nations

They just can't get championship merch right, can they?

Let's 👏🏻 Go 👏🏻 Oilers!

Dude checking his watch behind anthem singer is what happens when you place a bet on the length of tonight's anthem...#StanleyCup

I just want McDavid to go FULL SELFISH FOOL & dazzle thru defenders. Instead, he lays it up for someone & they score instantly. Of course. #StanleyCup

I blame Charles Barkley, mostly. #LetsGoOilers

I will not stand for the besmirching of Connor McDavid's name. Neither will Funko McJesus.

This is Tim McGraw doing a karaoke version of Tim McGraw #stadiumseries