i.imgur.com/XVmBLsG.png Using my first non-shitpost tweet to showcase my girlfriend has finally heard me singing (our one year was literally the 15th) and my response to this when she went back to bed and I'm malding cause she still hiding hers.

TIL CRUNCH taste like a BOOTLEG KRACKEL which used to be the bootleg crunch bar. Holy shit when did you ruin the recipe?

It's pretty bad I HAVE TO USE software to block Windows Driver updates pulled from the Microsoft Windows servers so that my audio driver can continue to function the way it did out of the box. 🤡This is a disgusting joke you're pulling Microcock.

Just got my ADVENTURE QUEST CLASSIC character removed from the Cheaters/Timewasters clan and now I have a personal quest to go from -99984174 gold to positive.

Phillips be like: make a hue account. I be like: is the username phillipsemployeesarecucks taken? It isn't :) Philips Philips Hue

I fucking love you Oda-Sensei, but bro headlines reads"wit studio making cash grab and Oda letting them" ONE PIECE スタッフ【公式】/ Official ONE PIECE WIT_STUDIO Oda had this shit reanimated less then ten years ago. If this means no more films like RED I'll approve.

dude had to APOLOGIZE for not wanting to have a kid with a whore LMFAO