heard my partner coming downstairs and said “BABY!” ....it was my partner’s mom.

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my partner is cleaning dog poop off of my foot as i tweet this so needless to say i will never fall in love with anyone else

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

Pop Base Watching the downfall of Dan Schneider has been very pleasing to me it’s long over due imo. 😌

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

today a student told me that he says faggot in all his other classes but not mine bc he respects me as a member of the lgbt community

when are you gonna release the unseen gabbie hanna footage????

this tweet is so fucking FUNNY

Had a conversation with a 2.5 year old and her mom today. Mom: And sometimes we sing songs at bedtime Me to the toddler: Oh, what songs do you sing at bedtime? Toddler: Drink the water or I’m taking it away

blue Not me being an acearo spec lesbian who is also genderfluid being into greek mythology

I don’t care if all 13 Midnights tracks are glitter gel pen lyrics. Taylor wrote “now you hang from my lips like the Gardens of Babylon,” so now she gets a pass to write whatever nonsense she wants for the rest of time.

Sleep deprived swifties at 3am waiting for taylor’s chaotic surprise

Dear reader, you know what happens when Taylor Swift is left to her own devices…. She drops Midnights (3am Edition) with 7 bonus tracks. spotify.link/midnights3am

just when you think the great war is the best, taylor hits you with bigger than the night sky, then she hits you with paris then high infidelity and then glitch as if that’s not good enough there’s we would’ve could’ve should’ve AND dear reader

dear reader really feels like a warm hug

taylor is so sick for putting anti-hero, you’re on your own, kid, maroon, Question…?, the great war, paris, high infidelity, and wouldve, couldve, shouldve in one album…. like i’m out here still trying to process FOLKLORE