I can't stop laughing 😆 This is a presentation of Russia’s first AI robot. I think it learned to walk from alcoholics.

City parking their tank on the enemy's lawn. :-)

You can't put a price on someone voluntarily uploading something that makes them look like a bell end. This site is free.

The letter the BBC could send back to Trump - brilliant stuff from david allen green open.substack.com/pub/emptycity/…

I gotta say, with everything that's going on, and after a previous Government that changed leader every week, if The Labour Party honestly think the British public have time for, or even care about a leadership contest, they're living on another planet. Just get better.

Huge if true

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Latest instalment of patriots wanting their country back…

In the summer of 2028 we will all speak football ⚽️ #EURO2028 brand revealed in style in London ⬇️

Should England qualify for #EURO2028, our first game of the tournament will be at Manchester City 🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

It's genuinely depressing how willfully stupid half the people on the planet are.

Well I’ve paid £200 in fuel, parking, food and accommodation to be here, so I may as well head on in for day 2 to see friends. Christ.

Watching #ENGSER just reminded me: I was once suspended by Rev. Stuart Campbell from his forum after I disagreed with his strong, strong belief that Serbia & Montenegro were strong contenders to win the World Cup in 2006. Barmy. (In the end, they didn't get out of their group.)

That ASDA Christmas ad may be the worst thing I've ever seen

Me after the chat roast me when I concede in the weekend league x.com/Mediabasket1/s…

BUT HOW WILL THEY KNOW???

Tonight, on the BBC's Children That Sort Of Need Things appeal, the cast of EastEnders will take part in an amusing exericse where they attempt to handle Heathrow's Air Traffic Control, making a £5 donation every time they successfully land a plane.

Standard day on Twitter.

Lord. GB News are so odd. Once again, Trump cannot sue the BBC for this in the UK (it was broadcast 13 months ago) or in the US (it didn't air there). They owe him nothing. Stop boot kicking, GB News.

Twitter is the centre of bad faith questions.