Como se siente al levantarse de la cama a las 6 de la mañana para ir a trabajar, mientras tu habitación está helada y la cama se siente como pura gloria

when someone tries to get to know me but I stay at home all day, have like 3 close friends, and just exist really

Es hoy✨️

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

the type of place i propose to her at in my dreams

Demasiado komodo 🦎

Bad Bunny dijo México

Bad bunny: si tu novio no te mama el culo🗣 Yo:

"Tu también deberías de creen en ti, vales más de lo que piensas"

U call it substance abuse I call it my chemical romance

no nazis, no problem.

“Codex is way better than Claude Code” “Claude Code is better. Have you even shipped anything?” “No, have you?” “No”

ah

👰 Bro is so excited about his wife, he thought the priest was high-fiving him. Congratulations, bro.