I went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said "oh f*ck my bad i used to work at dairy queen" & im still laughing about it LMAO.

Mascot saves kid from getting hit by baseball, receives CPR in return

how it feels bothering the same 3 people everyday

this is still the funniest thing to me because 1 Patrick wasn't even in this episode 2 they had absolutely no reason to all be there and 3 this is the only time card that has the characters actually on it

Little part of a tooth shifted a millimeter while flossing

He went to amazing lengths to have a son.

The Russo Brothers on the importance of Steve Rogers’ costume in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “It shows his growth from superhero to family guy.” (via: Empire)

Mom found the piss drawer

Hey 👋 Nick Eric Rovtar collin

Mario when he falls in lava

I DEFY YOU HEART MAN

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Thank you for 10 years!

This makes sense when you realize the guy who made the clutch move of ordering Elon Musk pizza at 1am is also the guy responsible for this brand

I’m back with a giveaway! i’m giving away two Global Kalos Tour tickets. To enter: ✅ Like/Retweet the post ✅ Join my telegram (link in linktree in my bio) ✅ Reply with which pokemon you’re most excited to catch in the event! This giveaway ends 2/20 at 8pm EST #PokemonGo

HELMETLESS DIN DJARIN IN 2026