3 espresso martinis and a bump deep going to see the Nutcracker and I’m feeling like I want to get up on stage with the dancers

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

I got an IUD today, safe to say my best friend is pretty excited

I am going to “omg how about the Luka trade” myself into some man’s studio apartment tonight

she should be president

keeping zyns in my purse was smart theyre like cat treats for boys

while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then I go drink and do drugs

sir it happened again

edc fomo hitting harder than my mom ever hit me

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

the lambs:

taking a plan b w my girl in solidarity

What happened in July financially can never happen again

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”