Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he clomped on it.

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You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.

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I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that sh*t is gross.

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You do the same damn stink eye as your dad — except it’s only half as good, cuz, ya know, you’re missing one eye.

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I was gonna ask her to come back with me. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: “How could I ever shop a guy who just bashed her husband’s head in.” You’d be surprised.

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Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s *ss.

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Widows, especially ones that look like that … they … are special. I love ’em. Right after their husbands go, they are just … empty inside. But usually not for long.

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You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.

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I think you are a thin-dicked politician threading the needle with your thin, thin dick.

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You were in charge. Hell… you were probably… addicted to it. And now, well, clip, clip… that’s over.

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