a kiss? for ( him ) of all people? that just sounds daft.

points to self proudly. he’s her low standard.

is he now? well, if we’re talking about special people. he may not deserve somebody so special.

she’s got plenty of special to share. and together, of course.

: peter coming out to ben and him being so happy bc he doesn’t have to teach him how to talk to girls because he doesn’t know how either like it’s a miracle he ever married may

: smh y’all hate me

he almost forgot to rt his wife. close one.

peter keeps sneaking out, but ben knows he’ll be okay. he taught him street smarts.

: ben and may bave only been together for ten years in my au, don’t @ me what 15 year old’s aunt is 70 years old?

oh, he’s been meaning to tell her something. remind him later.

he made it.

: just saying

opposites attract.

takes xanax. what? sometimes he gets nervous on airplanes.

: gross

bows.

respecc earns the best of rewards.

double checking: he did marry @sIiceofhope, right? if not, he’ll get on that right away.

: ooof

cool uncle finger guns