Your the one who has the phone I’m the one who has the earbuds, put em both together and you can’t really hear stuff. Phone earbuds, say what say what. Phone earbuds.

when they take your full mustard away because you forgot it was in your carry on. tears. here’s to month in Toronto. 🤙🏼

small bus club

FIRST FLIGHT IN TEAL 🩵

the blind leading the blind. just me, liz, and genie taking on the world.

“I still raise hell but I love the lord Georgia” amen brother 🍑

GOD BLESS POST MALONE

The Cheeto has landed

“Why are all the men so small” - Callie Pataluna

I fear my halifax novelty has worn off

SURPRISE!! I moved to Halifax.

long live the Dutch

Not me doing quick hits everywhere right Callie?

“Hey siri, summer of 69, is that Taylor Swift?”

once upon a time a horse came inside of lamael inside of the barn because she looked scrumptious and addictive

“I just don’t like the radioactive lettuce.”

“You’ve travelled half the world in the past year I swear” I mean you’re not wrong

“I’m sick of all these bro dudes who are like Vegas ‘Vegas ain’t ready for me’ … like yes Tanner, I promise you it is”

have to cancel my credit card again because someone is trying to order groceries in Pickering Ontario at Walmart …. Why does this always happen. first subway the Walmart. No one is safe.

DWOC - down with occasional consent ?