calling hozier a pop musician is kinda crazy actually

lesbians with weird genders i love YOU 🫵🏽 YOU ARE THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

CHAPPELL’S MAKEUP >>>>

everyone’s asking conrad if he thought belly would seriously change her mind and each time he’s been like well damn kinda?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL STEVEN ABOUT CABO

[GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [BOOM] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [SIRENS] [GLASS BREAKS] [DISTANT YELLING] [EXPLOSION]

the fact that he was completely destroyed by every single person in this episode except his Laura who was so gentle with him cause that's her special guy

conrad comedic king fisher

conrad wasn't fucking around when he said "i'm not pretending for you anymore" he just straight up confessed to anyone with ears that's he's still in love with belly AND I RESPECT THAT

that fight with belly was like 10 lines of cocaine for him

when somebody claims to be "team belly" it's like... oh okay i bet you're "not really a political person" either... grow up... this is a serious fucking situation... i need you to demonstrate some moral clarity...

agnes is going to have the best day when he tells her all the shit he did lmaoooo

the craziest gaylor on their craziest day could still never hope to compete with a mid-level larry

“i’m not into politics.” Too bad coz POLITICS ARE INTO YOU!!! Politics are about you, your rights, and your livelihood!!!

anything is possible in conrad's america

and that’s the #REAL feminist ending btw none of that ending alone bullsht