"Elena: Maybe you're not the right person to be teaching Stefan about self control."

"Elena: Damon, is he okay?|Damon: No he`s not okay, Elena. He`s an insufferable martyr that needs his ass kicked... but he can be saved"

"Alaric: Well, I'm naked. So... I'm gonna go."

"Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy. |Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff."

"Thank you new followers! I followed back :)"

"Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous? | Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths."

"Elena: We'll survive this. We always survive"

"Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.|Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do"

"Damon:Oh right, a miracle cure, good luck with that one"

"vampire diaries was sooo good as usual!"

"2·4 Damon: Aunt Jenna is getting tipsy. Elena: Will you stop playing her with alcohol? Damon: I want her to like me."

"2·3 Damon: You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly."

"Thank you to all my new followers!!"

"Mason: Stefan, right? The other Salvatore.|Stefan: The nice one."

"1.7 Damon: She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank."

"2·1 Katherine: You wanna know why I'm here, Stefan? I came back for you. Stefan: Well, the problem, Katherine, is that I hate you."

"Stefan: your making small talk why | Damon: your awfully chipper lately, less doom or gloom, more pep in your step"

"Meredith: You wear a ring that lets you cheat death, Ric. How many times can you die before it changes you?"

"Damon: He has flipped the switch, he is a full-blown ripper"

"Stefan: It`s all right. Be jealous, by all means. I`m sure Damon will be thrilled"