HOW DO PEOPLE FIND CELEBRITIES AT STORES I CANT EVEN FIND MY MOM

Turtles get really frightened during tornado warnings. They sometimes are in a race for time to find a proper shelter.

RT to save a turtles life

Fave to make a turtle your best friend

everyone go follow itscaptainblonde please.

every shooting star you are witnessing the birth of a turtle

turtles like cannabis

when you're home alone and you hear strange noises, it is the spirit of the almighty turtle.

Turtels r not toys

Fallew me

Wondering why your house makes creepy noises at night? Don't worry it's just a turtle.

You would not find a turtle celebrating Valentine's Day.

Turtelz most likely don't eat sushi... sigh...

If you ever see a turtle playing the kazoo then I may question what you're on.

turtles do not make pancakes.

the fire trucks you hear passing by at night are most likely due to someone handing a turtle the aux cord.

jimmy handed the turtle the aux cord and it burned sally's house down.

this turtle just doesn't give a fuck.

the southeastern tornados were a result of the wrath of the turtle Gods; Zeurltes and Turtoisedon for not getting their blunts by 4:20PM.