hey split this mall pretzel with me dirk

oh no

good mornin...

hey good to see you this early or at all i guess

all ive caughts the tail end of your naps most of the time honestly eh you know hopping around bordering on shenanigans for the sake of socializing

im speaking in your case and your case only even at the peak of your frustration i think the payoff was worth it for you yeah ill be real and say definitely

no way that isnt teeming with interest

preaching to the choir here john but check this sick garb and tell me knowing youll achieve it doesnt slightly offset the current amount of tedious bullshit youve already been through

if i could remember to bring snacks? perfect with a hint of sad

you were doing so well not being lame up until now

its something yeah sup on your end anyway judging by the state of egberts side shouldnt you be a little less calm right now

any time ive ever thought this i was wearing a really NOT snazzy suit so food for thought

surely hes not debating fashion sense with me instead of working on it yeah godspeed i guess

the only thing we can agree on is the concept of a suit being cool but you gotta admit our actual design aspect of it?? wack

damn were you always this easy to piss off relax you never ditch the shitty suit ok

alright alright now im really makin it worse haha my bad pretend i didnt whip your fashion sense just now shit just isnt registering as dire/chaotic for me as it is for you so my empathys fluctuating a little inappropriately

youd go to those lengths huh my only consolation is knowing the version of you that hung up that suit for the last time in a long time and entirely without my input

at best you might snag the shittiest troll but optimism is a treasure in these trying times i guess

hey i said shittiest not third runner up most capricious

not in my timeline but maybe in this one and she kind of is if youre into ... that