just leave the key under the mat and i’ll be there shortly

she shifted the world back to woke with this

President Stateyourname

Lord, send me a pay pig. i’m talking right fuckin now.

trump blowing bubba ?!?!

my Spotify Wrapped this year

im a f-

genuinely 😭

uhhhh

hope you have a shah-mazing day !

damn we really did create a million of them

💗

nicki is a fat bitch

The coolest thing about being an American right now is if I pay my taxes I’m not paying for better infrastructure, roads, or social services. I’m paying for some guy across the ocean to shoot a kid in the head with a sniper rifle. Oh, and I’m paying for his health care too.

hmm let me vogue on it and i’ll get right back to you

good mernin

i have a feeling today’s gonna be a good day 😇

fuck israel

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