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Orchard_Man

@turnditch_man

Fully employed as a responder to "Rate our service?" emails from vendors. You charge us for your products/services, I'm happy to return the offering. £50/hour!!

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calendar_today27-01-2014 15:56:40

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What unfortunate timing, on the weekend of the "Enquiry" announcement, and the Boss is away on a jolly, Wes Streeting announces a "consultation" on massive changes to the NHS. Didn't he want to discuss it in the House of Commons first?

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Capital On Tap. Registered Office is 47 Newton St, Manchester, M1 1FT and Registered Company No is 12578055 seem to resort to Spam emails as a marketing technique (via Go Live Data Limited). It doesn't wash with me and they just get blocked for the future.

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So the USA has bombed Iranian Nuclear sites. We won't be seeing much tanker traffic in the Straits of Hormuz. It's going to be a cold winter in the UK.

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The government has spent £500,000 on revamping a website. According to critics, the rebrand involved little more than changing a colour and moving a full stop. dailysceptic.org/2025/06/22/abs…

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"... Wes Streeting: NHS Can’t Afford Assisted Dying and MPs Got It Wrong ..." methinks Wes Streeting is abusing his ministerial position to attempt to impose his views on the MPs free vote. What is the comparative cost to the NHS when terminal patients are left on extended

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I received a letter this morning it was addressed to the "Occupier" at our home address. When I opened it, the letter proved to be from the Royal Mail asking if they had the correct address on our letter.

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My early morning twittering was interrupted by a knock on the front door. It was a signed-for delivery, ordered at 3pm yesterday. It was a 20Kg propane gas cylinder. Delivery cost £5. The same service for a 75gm Royal Mail letter would have been £8.50.

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🚨UK GOVERNMENT CHANGES MP's JOB ROLE Originally it said MP's must represent the interests and concerns of the public Now it says MP's have no job description Why do they want our elected representatives to NOT represent us? 🤔

🚨UK GOVERNMENT CHANGES MP's JOB ROLE

Originally it said MP's must represent the interests and concerns of the public

Now it says MP's have no job description

Why do they want our elected representatives to NOT represent us? 🤔
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Heathrow Airport outage due to National Grid? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… That doesn't explain why Heathrow airport has insufficient standby power generation in the event of a grid failure.

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Kazakh President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev signed a law prohibiting individuals from wearing clothing in public places that covers their faces, joining a trend in several Central Asian countries.

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So you’re telling me that: - Income Tax - National Insurance - Corporation Tax - Capital Gains Tax - Council Tax - VAT - Excise Duty - Fuel Duty - Stamp Duty - Air Passenger Duty - Insurance Premium Tax - Green Taxes - Gambling Taxes - Plastic Bag Charges - Carbon Emissions Levy

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Apparently today the Earth's rotation will speed up by 1.3ms potentially affecting GPS systems. Experts are uncertain of the cause, but Remonas will claim it is a consequence of Brexit.

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25% of families using private schools earn below the UK's average income. Far from being wealthy, thousands of families impacted by The Labour Party's education tax are struggling to make ends meet. They should be praised for investing in education, not penalised by class warriors.

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From the pen of Sir Humphrey: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Department for Work and Pensions Wednesday, 23 July 2025 Government Announces Responsible Adjustment to State Pension Age to Secure Future Generations The Government today announced a measured and forward-looking change to