[Spends a good five minutes being harassed by a local cat.]

Hope you all remembered to vote.

Bleak bleak bleak.

2016: the fucking pits.

Spooky.

Pay my bills. #SeductiveSunday

Well, it's a bit of a shot in the dark but she *might* be here. Lulu Liang

[After watching forty minutes of The Conjuring 2, Oliver looks ready to give up on life. The review on his blog is two words: just don't.]

Think the spooky thing might be an act with her. It works though.

Get me out of this sinking ship before the UK turns into the Purge. #SeductiveSunday

[A review for Suicide Squad hits the blog. It's not pretty.]

If I wanted to see the best tweets first, I'd click my own timeline.

Right. That's... this is a missing persons case. That's what this is. That's what's happened.

And after everything that was happening.

[Predictably Lulu Liang' landlord cares more about unpaid rent than her disappearance.]

[The police are a little more interested. They take his details, and Lulu's. He says he thinks she was being harassed online.]

[Truthfully, he has no idea what to suspect.]

Where the hell is she?