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turd monkey

@turdmonkey4life

28 year old Canadian mama to 3💙(her/she) I make and sell bows and bow ties 🎀

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I think it's safe to say the real heros of this world are the costco employees who draw on the back of the receipts for your kids.

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One of the coolest parts of owning a small shop is knowing thing you created with your own hands are all over the world. Like does the original purchaser still own it, is it being passed down, was it resold, lost, thrown out? My art could be anywhere, and that's really cool.

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Stop supporting resellers lol, making a 'business' out of buying second hand clothes and then raising the price on them is gross. If you don't intend on buying it for yourself/family, leave it for someone who will.

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Me at my employers: hey so I'm only able to work Saturdays and Sunday at the moment, I have to work around my partners mon-fri job, he starts at 7 everyday and someone needs to be home with the kids. So only slot me in on Saturdays and Sundays please. My employers:

Me at my employers: hey so I'm only able to work Saturdays and Sunday at the moment, I have to work around my partners mon-fri job, he starts at 7 everyday and someone needs to be home with the kids. So only slot me in on Saturdays and Sundays please.
My employers:
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I just found a vintage eeyore stuffy in perfect condition for $1.75 I didn't need it but bought it just so that a reseller couldn't get their hands on it LOL guess I'll be turning one of my kids into an eeyore fan so they can enjoy it

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I SEEN THIS AT THE THRIFT STORE LAST WEEK, IT WAS $3 I BELIEVE, NO TAXES AND YOURE CHARGING $20?????????? AHHH I HATE RESELLERS 😩 I fucking knew when I seen it too that a reseller would love it, but hoped someone who needed it would get it first.

I SEEN THIS AT THE THRIFT STORE LAST WEEK, IT WAS $3 I BELIEVE, NO TAXES AND YOURE CHARGING $20?????????? AHHH I HATE RESELLERS 😩 I fucking knew when I seen it too that a reseller would love it, but hoped someone who needed it would get it first.
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My toddler loves the classic blues clues. So I decide to check eb*y, see if I can find any cute pre loved fits or stuffys. Why the fck are ppl selling baby clothes for $200+ a piece? Are people paying this? This is absurd.