Turned 40 and I'm entering my porch goose era.

The Columbus Blue Jackets after being 2nd in the Metro with 11 games remaining…

Definitely looked like elbowing…..

“Like the tongue of a cobra” is an all time phrase from TrippTracy #CarolinaCulture

I can’t help but imagine this is exactly what hell sounds like

Screw it - call up the entire Greensboro Gargoyles team and let them play in New York tomorrow. Don’t risk injury.

Absolutely

Hockey Fans Are Suddenly Flabbergasted By Point System That Has Been In Place For Over 20 Years Because Their Favorite Team Missed The Playoffs s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

Buzz City is electric right now #ProtectTheHive

What a game in Charlotte. It’s been a long time since for watched a basketball game that exciting. Now, win Friday #ProtectTheHive

People forget that Amazon Prime Video has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history

i’m really excited to see pk subban’s playoff bracket this season considering he gave us this banger last year

I may not be able to attend game 1 vs the Sens this weekend so I have posted them for sale. DM me to avoid TM fees. Plz like and RT. CAÑEACKS ONLY!!!!!!!

On today’s episode - Turd goes to the 1030am Gargoyles game on kids day and sets a great example by chugging a beer in front of them

Tailgate weather #CarolinaCulture

Friendly reminder that I still have my game 1 tickets for sale. Let’s not let Buffalo beat us at this Cañeacks! Dm me to avoid Ticketmaster fees!

Quick life update I will be holding a good cold morning beer on Saturday. I will not, however, be available to the media at 12:45pm ET ahead of Saturday's game vs. the Ottawa Senators at Lenovo Center at 3pm ET.

Space shit