If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

one day we should all flush our toilets at the same time and see what happens

Just in case y’all forget..

just remembered this pic of Shelley Duvall exists again so here you go

thread of all of my spongebob pictures since y’all keep asking

Next stimulus needs to be $20k, a pound of weed and a large sword

i just think if i chewed lava quick enough it wouldn’t be too bad

please retweet, you never know who it could reach.

Read and share, shorty found a hidden camera in a Airbnb disguised as a charger.

COLOURED PHOTOS BC THIS SHIT WASN'T THAT FUCKING LONG AGO.

We must revive the inspired 1970s concept of the “conversation pit”