Jesus just wanted yall to be nice to people fr

If this became the norm it would be such an improvement from the modern education system.

The color is very pretty but report back after a few rounds of TSA and baggage claim

Turn off the series, let’s meet at HR:

They don't make these anymore because it came out that they were killing real puppies and using their fur

There’s a reason water is always coded blue and blood is red.

he's 71 years old.

I’m too black for this

idk if i should say secure the bag or get that bread

• Enter password • Wrong • Wrong • Wrong Reset password New password can't be old password

Cause I paid for the whole apartment.

clearly frozen and would need to thaw for a considerable amount of time before i could drink it fuck you + suffer + die

"Can you describe the person who stole from you?" "OH BOY, CAN I!"

A medium fry being $4.11 is way more disturbing than a $4 nba ticket

perry the platypus, is that you?

Life really use to be whimsy

They would’ve had to put 2 on me.

he was there for a reason now ya whole family is in danger

watching a movie in theaters

Nigga got a restaurant grade pizza cutter for FREE and got an attitude about it.