Get these two off of Superintendent Matthew’s back and let him do his job. Call in at 4 PM today.

Our kitty died a week ago and I’m so starved for daytime companionship that I asked the fly on my desk, “What are you doin’?” as though it were my pet.

Me, in my best John Mulaney voice, “Ugh, this oughta be good!”

“No longer a going concern” is accountant speak for “You’re fucked.”

Quickly glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was an ad for a horror movie.

“Alexa, play KALW.”

SFParents community: Please call in tonight to STOP the state takeover of our schools. There's only one option before us. Message is simple: "Pass the only plan that addresses our deficit. Save our schools and stop state takeover." Tonight at 5pm-sfusd.zoom.us/j/88166439872?…, 674905

Ingleside, Balboa Terrace, Park Merced ✅ Now onto the Sunset/Parkside! SF Parents #SFKidsCantWait

Scott Wiener is the dorkiest politician and I love him for it.

Fuck Yes!

I did a reverse Klobuchar today and used a plastic knife to part my hair (forgot to bring a comb on my trip).

CVS going all in for Mother’s Day.

He used to say that about me.

As a native New Englander and a Warriors fan, I love this so much.

Nice to see Noam Chomsky mellowing in his later years.

Yesterday, Huansu He was taking a walk with a friend when a reckless driver took her life. Traffic violence has torn too many families apart. Please consider giving to support hers in this unimaginably difficult time. gofund.me/0f6d15ab

“I have been through exactly what Elon has been through right now, energetically,” said Lahoti, who is the cofounder of DMV.org, a site that helps users demystify the Department of Motor Vehicles.