You cannot outperform the standards of the weighted average of those you have surrounded yourself with.

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who reposted a reel for the first time

Scenes where you have to request permission to view the document after lying since last week that you are on it.

“I would love to get to know you”

“Are you free for a quick chat?” is the most dangerous sentence in corporate life

nobody has rested since twitter learnt the word performative

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work just to stay home.

One thing about my Kwin Tumi, she has receipts for days😭😭😭 oh my Kwin

“You don’t look your age” So, what should I do now?

“I will stop being shy” Me everywhere I go:

how recruiters look at you when you don’t have 6 years of experience in a tool that was invented 2 years ago

Corporate life is just ChatGPTing “can you make this sound more professional” 30 times a day

I honestly never realized how jealous adults are of each other, it’s actually very scary and concerning as I see it getting worse

The most dangerous person at your workplace, isn't the boss. It's the unqualified one who has the boss's ear and your name in his mouth daily.

It should be common sense not to portray yourself as “rich” if you run a nonprofit.

Me, calculating how much money I will have left after buying the things I need😔

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

The best thing about working in a corporate environment for a few yrs is witnessing the most mediocre performers achieve big things and land roles they don’t deserve It should serve as a daily reminder that the bar is lower than you think and that you are more than capable