getting a normal boyfriend and then posting about him like this for the bit

good thing I went on dnd

throwing tomatoes at myself mentally

i love soup with a little bread. i would've been the best peasant

bring back real addictions like meth & cocaine wdym you're addicted to reddit porn and energy drinks?????

crazy that bruce springsteen wrote a song where he was like my depression is so bad if you don’t cheat on your husband with me i will kill myself rn and it’s universally regarded as one of the sexiest songs ever. who was doing it like him

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

missionary so i can see the hate in her eyes for israel

when my bangs get blown by the wind and my forehead gets exposed it feels like my whole naked body is on display

"1 follower isn't a lot" imagine a guy following you in the street

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult