L.A 2025 "WILD FIRES" Documentary 2 men ,2 days , 2.5 hours of 4k footage condensed into 17 minutes and 3 seconds. Please Share . Matt Baker + Luke Slywaker

I bet when the genie from Aladdin got free he just started fucking anything with a hole !

Drunkenly showing up to my exes house to show I still got it

DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, the New York Mets have lost 12 straight now. Yikes. PAUL SHAFFER: The NL East. DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a Mets special where they just leave you stranded in scoring position. PAUL SHAFFER: *plays “Centerfield”*

Well, credit where credit is due…

The European cannot comprehend this

Ok. That’s enough Candace for tonight.

I’ve been with girls you couldn’t carry in hotel rooms you definitely could afford

I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

What if Michael Jackson’s Dad beat his ass bc he knew he was gonna be a pedophile in the future, but he couldn’t kill him either bc he knew he’d make Thriller

Me when I’m trying to get the waiter’s attention at the izakaya to order my 12th lemon sour highball (mega size)

These Snapple lid facts are getting out of hand

My guest today is Devan Costa

Sam Hyde is a national treasure.

Watergate was fake. WMD’s were fake. J6 was fake. Charlottesville was fake. Almost every Boomer benchmark of reality is fake.

If you see this post, fuck you

wrestling documentaries are so funny when you’re just a casual fan bcs they’ll be talking about a guy I know like The Rock and then bring up some match he had in 96’ against ‘The Laughing Volcano’ and it’s just a big obese guy dressed as a volcano just flopping around in the ring