The best thing for everybody is to simply just not get me started.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

Me hearing someone getting ready at 6am while I'm comfy in bed…

Quando a pessoa tá falando do mesmo assunto pela décima vez:

I want friends who enjoy horror just as much as me.

“i'm not mad” also me:

“𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌” 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚, 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋! ☄️🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

y’all would go crazy in the netherlands😭😭😭😭

thanks to my existence

just learned u can sue ppl for "loss of enjoyment of life" and bro do i have a LIST

THIS IS FRYING ME LMFAOOO😭😭😭

oh okay my bad

And I hope no one ever makes her feel different

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

É por isso que as meninas não conseguem parar de comprar 'coisinhas' 🥺🐱