They should have Theo Von host How to Catch a Predator

The place where blind men can see is right this way sir

You may have been accidentally waking up to George Lopez at 3 am as a child, but I had an alarm set to wake up for Girls Gone Wild we are not the same

I’m not playing OG Fortnite tomorrow… He is 🥹

If Eric Andre started a cult I’d join it

Braden smith seein the court better than I do in 2k

Whenever I walk by coworkers I hear murmurs of the phrase “corporate weapon.” Does anyone know what this means?

Remember when Justin Bieber’s car broke down in the hood and they had him singing and doin pushups and shit

Maureen Ponderosa (post cat transition)

Got my license to carry in case I happen to run into the guy who calls his girlfriend pookie

Radicalize eugenics

How do I explain to my boss that after screen sharing with me for an hour and a half I can’t focus because of tik tok brain

*LIKED*

American politics has become more humorous than ironically watching trash reality tv

wow florence ky really evolving

tonight’s gonna be a movie

Coworker was trying to convince me that the skyline graeters ice cream was good and I needed to try it. I got so close to challenging her to hand to hand combat

Favorite time of the year 🏀

unusual_whales What if we combined all these Coachella loans and bundled them up into tranches and sell that as investment grade securities