Need to order a new washing machine. It has shrunk all my clothes so is obviously defective.

7th July 2005

Tried to get treatment for my railway related puns, but lost track of things and my plans have been derailed. This is not the right platform for this, but I've lost my train of thought. At least there's light at the end of the tunnel.

Fish puns annoy me so much. That is all. Fin.

Cooled air to the tune of 17°C is currently blasting out of my air con unit and I'm probably standing stark bollock naked in front of it. Absolute bliss.

New images from the James Webb Space Telescope are literally out of this world. Simply incredible. #JWST

At least seven footballs on the track between Woodside Park and Totteridge & Whetstone. Stop playing football in your garden, you're no good at it.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

Afternoon tea The Berkeley was a brewtiful experience. Absolutely tealicious!

Breakfast of champions.

Our beliefs don't make us better people. Our actions make us better people.

I'll just leave this here.

Whoops-a-daisy! 🤣

Here you go.

"I will do everything in my power to make sure the people who work hard to provide vital services can't fight to ensure they're properly paid or have good working conditions. I'm relying on people not noticing me driving the clown car in this race to the bottom."

Very cool.

Utterly brilliant.

Forgetting someone you love is like remembering someone you never met.

Management just called me on the PA system. "Could train operator food ninja report to the desk, please." Achievement unlocked.

Made these #origami models a few years ago, stashed them in the loft and forgot about them.