"fuck it we ball" becomes far more weighty once we account for the pre-existing axiom that is "ball is life," for the latter effectively transforms the former into "fuck it we live." and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at all costs?

I do not trust Kansas. Something is . Amiss. It has no identity or feature to set it apart,,,no distinction. The Moldavia of . The CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES. Plotting? Unquestionably so. PUNITIVE EXPEDITION.

Prince would be 4 minutes deep into moaning and gasping on the track then with complete sincerity be like We need to stop all wars right now.

the oxygen has made him too powerful

Healing can look like anything. For instance I’m about to do something insane.

Cal woulda locked up MVP right there if he ripped a guitar solo

Real guitar amps just don’t do it for me anymore, we use Whelen Engineering Vortex tornado sirens instead

Love to randomly hear ~the helicopter~

Starting today: Magic Bath Vol. 2, the 2026 calendar, and new goodies are out now! Thank you so much for waiting, I hope these little pieces of magic (and cats 🐾) brighten your day. Worldwide shipping!

trying to watch the blazers game and dont wanna get in trouble but .....

crazy that they got chauncey for poker but not for #that

Left side of infield teammates to win Gold Glove in same year: 2025 KC Garcia Witt Jr 2013 BAL Machado Hardy 2002-03 STL Rolen Renteria 2000 CLE Fryman Vizquel 1999 NYM Ventura Ordonez 1997 CLE Williams Vizquel 1987, 1989 STL Pendleton Smith 1978 PHI Schmidt Bowa 1973 HOU

current instagram obsession is the toots coming from this giant Great Lakes ship. bewitched by those overtones

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ. That its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come

Iowa State has an opportunity to revolutionize sports, and it starts by hiring...no one. No coaches, no kings. A completely decentralized splinter cell network of players coaching and recruiting players. Abolish hierarchy, function as the Big 12s first guerrilla paramilitary

The Cats’ Brass Ensemble🎺

after ai takes my job i will go live on a wolf sanctuary in Montana . with the eventual goal of being eaten

Wrote about the World Baseball Classic, and Team USA’s desperate need to fetishize the murder of brown schoolchildren pinstripealley.com/yankees-editor…

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back