he was unemployed for maybe 6 hours😭😭

Once again Islam comes up with an excuse. This time it’s an injury. I always knew I would be part of the White House event. Even when the UFC told me at one point that they wouldn’t count on me for the event, I knew it was part of the negotiation. When they finally told me I

“Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people. It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.”

“It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.” YO THIS GUY IS A PSYCHOPATH 🔥😭

EDRICE ADEBAYO IS ON ONE RN

I have never laughed this hard watching a basketball game in my life. Bam is so tired he could barely jump over a credit card. Coulibaly guarding him like Game 7 of the Finals. Triple teams!!

HEAT NOW MISSING FREE THROWS INTENTIONALLY TO GIVE BAM A CHANCE. ABSOLUTE MADNESS THAT FTX PROBABLY WISHES THEY WERENT THE MOST FRAUDULENT CRYPTO EXCHANGE EVER TO STILL BE PRINTED ON THAT FLOOR

NBA's ALL-TIME record for points in a single game: 1. Wilt Chamberlain: 100 points 2. Bam Adebayo, 83 points 3. Kobe Bryant, 81 points

Bam got 83 holy shit what a performance

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

Bam was in tears when he went to hug his mom after scoring the second-most points ever in an NBA game 🥺 Just that much more special doing it with mom in the crowd ❤️

Keeping that momentum, hunting that numbered spot 🇦🇺🏴‍☠️ Cannot wait to fight at home 🦘

WE knocked out Josh Emmett 🏆

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this

BRYCE HARPERRRR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

Dunesday the new barbenhiemer? 👀

Heat fans seeing the same 15 niggas run out the tunnel after the deadline for the 4th year in a row

OMG KENTUCKY THIS IS MARCH 🤯🤯🤯

Sources: FIU is expected to hire Daytona State head coach Joey Cantens as the school’s next head coach. He’s averaged 27.5 wins the last four years there and brings a 120-40 record over five seasons at the Florida JUCO.

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