Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.

The most female sentence of all time.

They named the “test beaver” Geronimo 😂😂😂

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

bitches b doin drugs thinkin they’re from euphoria, bitch you’re frank gallagher

Interesting nickname for White Boy Summer but I like it

Why isn't the rescued American pilot being interviewed on every single news channel and hailed as a hero? Is it because he doesn't exist?

On one hand it’s nice to hear he’s considering leaving office.

Story of my life

We had to smoke out of soda cans and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in peace, Zoo Min.

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

i hate cutting oranges at a bar bc it only gets used once, in a blue moon

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

Smoking weed is 96% standing up and dropping shit you had in your lap

This mf dashing through the snow fr.

Kingpin (1996) is still absurdly funny. The Farrelly brothers had to fight to keep Woody Harrelson’s doomed-bowler arc as dark as it is, and that gamble is exactly what gives the movie its twisted charm.

That's just regular white woman activities