——————— ☋ ——————— 𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒔, 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒖𝒏𝒕, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒖𝒏. ☼ ༺ 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞/𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝, 𝐦𝐯, 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 ༻ #𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦

I’m a freelance agent. I do sponsorships.

Hahahah, yeah okay okay. Make fun of me for trying to make a difference, real tough.

I saved an old lady from a sinkhole the other night. I show up to protests. I get how it is, I don’t want to fight to just upkeep status quo. — Not that I need approval from some random cynic I just met.

My greatest dream is to be struck by lightning during a fight.

No, I’d absorb it and become insanely powerful for a minute.

— ❛ 𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞. 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞. ❜ —

An orange energy charges around his fist, and he lunges at inhuman speeds! Completely slicing the mechanical spider in half. Where to these things keep coming from?

— 〝 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐎𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞. 〞 —

Mrs. Elinor Foley 𓃠 — Animagus — •a witch of legendary power •former professor of the magic arts • Village-head of a hidden sanctuary dedicated to helping those cursed with Therianthropy ( ! )— 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐯 . Aureum.ˊˎ-

Laying in the rubble of what used to be a hotdog stand—. Bad day.

“ I AM BEING HUNTED BY THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT. ”

If I eated a battery yes I did didn’t

— “ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭 𝘶𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘬𝘶𝘭𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦. ” —

No, I won’t cast fireball.

Uh, yeah. I totally have a girlfriend. She just lives in a different dimension.

Does anyone know if you can get Baldurs Gate to play on a magical orb?

There is an entire, fully sized wooden chest just full of dice in his tower.

I’m sure that chest has held worse. It’s up to safety code. Probably.