Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald

Remember when some guy crashed the entire stock of a company because Elon has no idea what significance the checkmark once had lol

Do your part to protect them! Keep off outdoor lights, leave leaf litter alone, don’t use pesticides, & grow vegetation that shades soil to keep areas of it moist enough to attract the other insects firefly larvae eat to grow big and strong and glow!

The size of the universe can not diminish the importance of fighting against cruelty and immiseration.

You can't live 200 years on a planet with dead oceans, dead forests, and broken food and social systems for most living things. Whales are essential to ocean ecosystems and keeping the earth's climate balanced. They're also living creatures who deserve life for their own merit.

and for the lady perhaps some peace and quiet?

on some shit jehova hasn't witnessed

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

yes I think children are people

Luigi didn't do anything wrong

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

My problem is that I lowkey do not belong in this realm

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

Police DO NOT REDUCE CRIME. Housing, employment, food, REDUCE CRIME.

The passage of the seasons - Spring defeating Winter