New iPhone: Tantilizing Details Revealed [REPORT] - on.mash.to/JWI0k3

Bacon wrapped jalapeños. #NuffSaid

“Carl Hentschel: What does $325K buy in Bay City, Texas? bit.ly/P4XRjY”I'll take 2....

iPhone 5 Rumors Persist: New Dock Connector, Thinner Design abcn.ws/MzUdf4

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.

“@ManUpTexasBBQ: Banana pudding at Opie's. #manupbbqbus pic.x.com/r1u3l5xU”I was there last week.....awesome

"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." - William Shakespeare

“Nightline: What did you think of Michelle Obama's speech? #DNC2012” .......not much

fyi ATX friends RT john watson Austin heads up - an Audi A6 with plates DK2 M814 Texas just hit a friend on a bike and took off

Obama,I me,mine,I me,mine,all through the day I,me,mine,i,me,mine. I,me,mine.#LynnDebate.

Let's check the record. Let's check the record. Like the last debate when Obama said let's check the transcripts. And he was wrong

Obama closing statement. Blame Bush. I know we're all shocked.

Poor little longhorns.....they can't win.

The Mitzvah Tank won't leave Jerry alone. George's Facebook gets hacked. Kramer emails with an actual Nigerian prince.

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George dumps his gf because her coffee order is too long. "She wrote it for me once. It was a paragraph! You get one sentence, that's it!"

Aggies lost a great one today. The great Jack Pardee made a significant impact on this world...on and off the field. A truly phenomenal Ag.

Today's crawfish boil