Ill never be a clown in the clout circus

“I should go buy her a drink, but I only have a couple dollars”

I wish I could delete some peoples tweets for them and everyone else

Valentine’s Day is still for the boys

Who wants me on hot ones? Sean Evans

If Halloween is her favorite holiday she a hoe

When Dame see Melo tryna take the last shot

"Tonight we celebrate the kid that came here at 18, retired at 38 and became probably the best dad we've seen over the last three years.”

Why y’all going to the lake when I’m at work, didn’t you know you’re not supposed to go without me

If you’re reading this go to the lake, it’s good for you

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I miss RealCerealKillerr

4 years ago we were witnessed to the greatest cypher ever

Dogs are better than babies, change my mind

Why do you hate Donald trump?

If you’re under 40 and drink whiskey on ice you either hate your life or think it makes you look cool and you’re probably not. No body likes that shit

It’s crazy what exercising can do for your mental health

I just voted for Jared Butler for the Wendy’s #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! wendys.com/Jared-Butler