*wife* how was work today sweetie? *me, sobbing uncontrollably* so there's this orphan baby monkey in japan name lil punch and all the other monkeys are so mean to him and he carries around a big stuffed monkey that he thinks is his mama and it's so sad because he just want to b

The UN just told us that the damage to our water systems is irreversible. Water wars will likely occur in our lifetime. But by all means keep using Chat GPT to write your comments and reviews. Forget that your greatest expressions as a human are your communication and creativity.

Maybe it all went wrong when we killed the whales. Maybe their songs kept the great dream together. Vast brains slowly, carefully ordering the world with actions subtler than the apes could ever see. God is dead. His blubber lit a lamp in London

Somebody once told me that oil crayons are for kids. What? Look what I'm making with them

i have a mental illness that makes me think people can change their minds if i present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data

truly hate to be that guy but as silly as the graphic is, not taking aerosol transmission seriously is exactly why everyone is so terribly sick all of the time now

The only thing longer than my pause to think was their silence to his joke 💀

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

got so upset about sunfish being called “useless” animals I made this

boooooo 👎🍅🍅🍅

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Being an avoidant who needs to feel wanted makes it funny when people block you because “never speak to that person again” is already your automatic response to finding out someone dislikes you, so it would’ve been the same outcome with or without the block

I reconnect with people easily even after years of not talking because no friendship of mine is truly severed unless otherwise stated and there will always be a place in my life for everyone I once met

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

me everytime i get a new interest

is anyone else addicted to using ellipses… i can’t stop… it just captures my intended whimsy perfectly… girl who speaks purely in trailing thoughts

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

Thoughts?