✞ Miss Jane Starr ✞ (@tsjanestarr) 's Twitter Profile
✞ Miss Jane Starr ✞

@tsjanestarr

A huge fucking deal. Fixer. Creep films/words. I dont know wtf you do all day but I save lives with this body. Book-3234846131 Venmo @Jane-Starr-3

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Dont ever throw me anything, because I suck at catching shit. The only thing ive ever caught was AIDS. (Hey-just between you and me, even that took a few tries.)

Dont ever throw me anything, because I suck at catching shit. The only thing ive ever caught was AIDS.

(Hey-just between you and me, even that took a few tries.)
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See how my shirt’s ripped in all the right places. That’s not just from punk rock and poverty. It’s cause my nipples can cut diamonds motherfuckers. Now fucking choke.

See how my shirt’s ripped in all the right places. That’s not just from punk rock and poverty. It’s cause my nipples can cut diamonds motherfuckers. Now fucking choke.
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📺checkout "Gilda" (aka me :) being a baddie to Angela in “Suck This” episode of The Quiet Games on OFTV➡️ tinyurl.com/thisthingsclog…

✞ Miss Jane Starr ✞ (@tsjanestarr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cmon Fuck Me Fuck you Pay Me Im right here in Silverlake Los Angeles I hate email I hate this shit site I hate this life Im gonna suffocate you with my thick white ass 3234846131

Cmon
Fuck Me 
Fuck you
Pay Me 
Im right here in Silverlake Los Angeles  
I hate email 
I hate this shit site 
I hate this life
Im gonna suffocate you 
with my thick white ass 

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This is the most beautiful thing Ive seen in forty five years Holyshit I grew up playing in bands all my life I cant remember the last time Ive seen anyone play a piano I cant remember the last time Ive even seen a piano And I dont want to ever Youre so fucking good mandy Jesus

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This is how dumb I am everyone just so we’re all on the same page I couldve never thought of this on my own I’d just be like youre in chastity It’s fucking over We’re going home Mom, I said we’re going home Jesus

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Dont invent shit unless it’s this versatile A flying air conditioner-who cares A flying air conditioner that puts you in stainless steel chastity and fucks me Okay, okay-im listening Let’s just hear them out mom, jesus

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I fucking hate this place I hate computers And I need to learn I need to be more than just a dick girl I wish I didnt have that need But it’s there And I have to honor it My vacuum told me to tell you to fuck yourself

I fucking hate this place
I hate computers 
And I need to learn 
I need to be more than just a dick girl 
I wish I didnt have that need 
But it’s there 
And I have to honor it

My vacuum told me to tell you to fuck yourself
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Did you literally just say the pants you jetpack fucking retard. That’s your apocalypse. Fatigues, pyramid belts, misfits patches. Can I come to one of the little tea parties you have where all of your favorite stuffed animals start blowing you.

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What’s up you fucking faggot You’ll never have that maxwell swag She said together we could do anything So we gave her our everything And now we’re dying to kill ourselves No one‘s gonna remember your failures Your daughter wishes she could forget how lame you fuck