thought daughter

"Wicked... how about all this wickedness happening in the United States" - my aunt rn

Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

Great title for a declaration

just woke up in a cold sweat screaming “WHY DIDN’T HAWK TUAH GIRL CALL IT SPITCOIN”

I thought this was Greenland

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader

Would never lend a polycule money. Cuz u mean to tell me, together between all of them, they still can’t get their money up…? Apply for a PPP loan

tried journaling today

Neil Gaiman cancelled, David Lynch dead, Jo-Ann fabrics bankruptcy. Dark week for the Polyamory community.

An infamous grifter is inaugurated once again as the 47th President of the United States.

Will this be our legacy? Cranking our hogs while the world burns down around us? Cranking our hogs until all is reduced to ash, including the very hogs we are cranking? Can we not aspire to greater than this, friends, to something greater than the cranking of our smoldering hogs?

In the future, historians will look back and study how extremely wealthy oligarchs managed to convince so many people that the "elite" are liberals with university degrees that are sensitive to the feelings of minorities.

our cultural obsession with STEM education was a mistake

Shout out to the top 5 ears in the world, play it by, Cape F, objects in mirror are closer than they app, Leap Y, and Norman L.

On the bright side, I've never felt more qualified than literally every single member of an administration and whatnot.

Jackie Chan accidentally getting stuck inside a gorilla costume and then having to fight off 100 guys