SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK SQUEAK!!!!!! SQUEAK...SQUEEK SQUEK! Aggressive!Squeaky!Toy!Chewing!

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SQUEAK!SQUEAK!SQUEAK SQUEEEE~ P! O! P! uhhohh he just broke the toy :(((((

Someone kiss me like I just went Jackie fucking Chan on 40 ninja assassins and zip-lined you to safety.

CONTINUES TO OBNOXIOUSLY CHEW THE TOY GROWLING BECAUSE HE’S GETTING FRUSTRATED THAT IT WONT SOUND LOUDER

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It’s been a while since I’ve been on this account :$

I want to ki** someone

Woof bitches I’m back

I wanna fight someone. Someone punch me in the face so when I stab you I can argue it was self defence if ya end up bleeding out.

Someone **** my ****

You mean you’ll leg it after the first punch? Coward.

You don’t know what I CAN handle. You calling me weak? Bitchass.

On! Second! Thought! He doesn’t wanna end up going to hell AGAIN. Soooo— “I will chew your hand off if you get near me, you cosplay Wolverine looking dirt bag.”

WRONG ANSWER BUZZER SOUND EFFECT

Calling him out for backing down? Yeah, Maze is too damn proud to accept that. His damn ego is going to get him killed a g a i n. Will he EVER learn?! “You’re all fucking talk. That’s what I hear. Back down before you regret it, little shit.”

WRONG BUZZER X2

Is he gonna press the button? Is he.... Is heeeee?! YES! THREE STRIKES AND WILL’S O U T

So, if I say I’m dressing up as a Hellhound for Halloween is it now acceptable for me to just wear a collar and a tail plug in public or...? Asking for a friend? ....

nope. You didn’t guess, H*LD my H*ND!

// i don’t write smut with minors. please do not engage in smut with me if you’re not 18+. It makes me feel so uncomfortable. That shit is nasty. N a s t y. Fucking don’t do it omfgggggg