"You know what else is an expression? 'You are what you eat.' . . . I'm grounding myself for that implication."

Huggles Nowi. "Hey grandma~ Before you grandma hug me to death, keep in mind that you'll be a great-grandma in about eight months."

Evil grin at her dad. "DAB IF YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS!"

"...I'm honestly Not happy that I'm Not the evil sibling. . . . And yes, I'm aware that I used my name in place of the traditional not."

"Justice doesn't include putting salt in people's eyes. . . . Unless they deserve it.

"Nyet? That's ridiculous even by Mom's standards."

Fun fact- Not's middle name is Really.

"...My sister's pregnant, too? ...Who do I need to stab?"

"Gonna go ahead and give her the benefit of the doubt at the very least."

"...I take it all back. We're getting Shrug counseling."

"...I might be the only sibling who hasn't changed their name. I mean, even You added that u to her name..."

"..." Evil grin.

"Oh, nothing much~ Just thinking of testing if you're a man of your word~"

"I should get You for this. She's better at self defense if she needs it. ...And she's not pregnant. ...As far as I know."

"You're telling me that a blonde guy with a braid and his suit of armor brother doing science the ethical way isn't interesting?"

Just left the house to buy soup. Only intended to interact with the person selling the soup. Hides from all other human interaction.

Sigh. "Fine. You can come and carry the bags." x.com/PureBladeLeiko…

Looks around. Makes a pie. Refuses to let anybody have any.

Casually gives the wife some pie.

"I remember when I didn't know that my dad eats ass. Those were good times."