hullo?

bet. right back. [ pocket checks himself and is immediately out to the local freckle bitch’s. he was hungry anyway! ]

am i the one getting my soul sucked out and if so can i eat my burger while it’s happening

whaddyou fuckin’ MEAN they/them pussy “has no effect” on you

. . . wanna 69?

cause if you want some head I’ll give you some head all you need to do is ask i’m your closest homie I’d eat the fuck out of your pussy for nothing .

[ writes down the entirety of einstein’s theory of relativity ]

well it was really hard to memorize that and you’re the only person I know with an asscheek big enough to actually fit it. so.

[ lifts you up in the air like so many bags of potatoes ]

bitches around the row are dirty nowadays anyway . . . used to be clean whores on the streets back in the day, now it’s all fucked up.

WELL THE LAST THING I NEED IS YOUR BITCHES PASSING ME AROUND LIKE A FUCKIN BLUNT AT A COLLEGE PARTY I DO NOT ASPIRE TO BE THE TOWN BIKE DIONE