Coney Islands ain’t been the same in Detroit since the pandemic

#Pisces will never STOP caring for a friend, even long after they have parted ways.

Having 2 weak hoes is crazy 😭

#Pisces have a hard time saying goodbye.

My dad was already married with four kids it 32. Me and my friends at 32:

You can tell the bitches that been ran thru, they just assume u wanna fuck right away. Like damn bitch can i lie to you a lil bit 1st

Aint got no feelings but I told my lil bitch its gonna hurt if you hurt me

Racist people, when they have to sleep and all they see is black.

women are so beautiful dawg

“Stop gambling and save more money!”

six months from now I will be in a completely different space financially, spiritually, physically, and socially.

when i see a fat ass

“Ohhhh you Pushing 30” chillin in my bed fuck niggas, yeahhhh go to war 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I just learnt that fat cells shrink when you lose weight but they don't disappear. They sit there, deflated but present, waiting patiently for a calorie surplus to fill them back up.

before we even get to the crib

One more drink ima be an alcoholic

please, get addicted to thinking positively in your life.

The last leg of my parlay when my lotto is about to hit

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!