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Happy New Year. I live in here now.

One of my dearest friends, Matt, who has been kind to me when I needed it most, given me a place to stay, and so much more—has hit hard times in L.A. He's trying to get home to live near family. Please consider putting a few bucks in. gofund.me/45a5f2bf

Hahahaha. Get in now! Unbelievable opportunity!

My pals Steve and Leon can debate for hours about the most trivial things. Here they are discussing moonbeams!

Did you guys fill out your BEST JEFFS bracket? Download here: usedwigs.com/wp-content/upl…

those salad bars with raisins specifically the ones where they piled them in the brown ceramic containers that they also put the dressings in with that little dressing ladle in there, no special "raisin scoop" me back at my table "dang it I forgot to ladle myself some raisins"

blowing a little whistle before putting my dollar into the tip jar

Ted is fantastic and anyone can enjoy these.

NYC 1995-ish b&w 35mm cc: Jeff 🇵🇸

Photo Memories of NYC in the 90s open.substack.com/pub/tedtravels…

Just popping in to say I had to move all of my dolls to smaller quarters because of a financial set back involving vitamin sales that went sideways. Then that new doll room was ransacked by ferrets. Aiden’s eye is missing. I’m about to torch this motherfucker to the ground. #fml

At the doctors for my nerves, and who should I run into but these two, blatantly mocking me about yesterday’s events. Trash. And who goes to a medical office barefoot?! #AnEyeforAiden

Got a Halloween piece in McSweeney’s today, with contributions from Emmy Blotnick Ted Travelstead and more! McSweeney's mcsweeneys.net/articles/spook…

The great Ted Travelstead as Flatterhy, the deaf boy who loves grunge, in my new made-up 1994 movie, "This Is How We Love." The movie was the worst to have ever won the Best Academy Award. Little remembered, it now makes for a good story. Available now: mikesacks.com

You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose out of a pile of severed noses, from memory.